Ask the Single
Short for Ask the Solo Golfer Who Joined Your Group — a weekly bit. One general muni question. A few singles answer in their own voices. Meet the cast, open their bags, then read the panel.
Meet the Singles
Click any regular for a funny bio up top and a full What's in the Bag breakdown below. Dale and Tanner have illustrated field-guide spreads; the rest are on the workbench.
Dale
Towel on each side of the bag. Speaks rarely; answers permanently.
Tanner
Scratch-ish when he cares. Never practices. Do not ask him to keep score.
Brayden
Speaker on the cart, wedges somehow optional. Volume comes down on the green — eventually.
Linda
Retired PE teacher. Plays to a 6 from the whites. Answers in six words or fewer — then takes the money.
The Twilight Rate Ghost
Shows up after 4:30. Pays twilight. Plays free rounds in spirit. No clear photo exists.
Chad from Sales
Left at the starter hut when the group chat went quiet. Still has Pro V1s and a Q4 story.
Latest weekly panels
Ask the Singles: You Got Paired as a Random — and the Group Ahead Is Filming Their Swing
One weekly question. Four singles. What do you do when you're the add-on and the twosome ahead is a content studio?
Ask the Singles: Is Showing Up 45 Minutes Early Psychotic?
The classic twilight-rate ethics question — answered by Dale, Tanner, the Ghost, and Linda.
Ask the Singles a Question
Drop a muni ethics puzzle in the starter's box. We'll mostly write the weekly questions in-house — but a good letter can still make the tee sheet.